This Random Cracked Article Complains About Three Houses, and It’s Total Garbage

I've accidentally created something of a subseries, wherein I complain about an article on the web that reads like a chimpanzee dying of lung cancer wrote it. Looking for atrociously written articles isn't a part-time hobby of mine, believe it or not. I just happen on these like a sleepy person's big toe finds the … Continue reading This Random Cracked Article Complains About Three Houses, and It’s Total Garbage

Exp. Share Vs. Exp. All: How the Difference in Experience Apportionment Affects Your Pokémon Party

Pokémon is the only video game franchise I break out a pen and paper for before even booting up a new save file, the reason being that I outline my team of six. The Pokémon games are famous for having literally hundreds of birds, sea serpents, and rocks with faces you can catch and make … Continue reading Exp. Share Vs. Exp. All: How the Difference in Experience Apportionment Affects Your Pokémon Party

Flash Review – No Matter What You Say, Furi-san Is Scary! (Vol. 1-3)

Rumor is it that Youko Furi is a delinquent. Shoplifting, fighting, prostitution, you name it, little birdies claim she's done it, and Namito Taira is horrified to sit beside her in class. Just the glances she sends his way send shivers up his spine. But, unbeknownst to him, those glances are because she's crushing on … Continue reading Flash Review – No Matter What You Say, Furi-san Is Scary! (Vol. 1-3)

Flash Review – My Wife Has No Emotion (Vol. 1-2)

Capitalism keeps a man busy. Too busy for basic household chores, so Takuma purchases a second-hand robot, Mina, to tend to the chores. It's a simple master-servant relationship initially, but Takuma, whose first and last girlfriend was in middle school, begins looking at Mina in a more romantic light. The two become unofficial husband and … Continue reading Flash Review – My Wife Has No Emotion (Vol. 1-2)

What’s Right and Wrong With Pokémon Legends: Arceus?

Sword & Shield are probably the most panned mainline Pokémon titles to date, and while I enjoyed them for the tried-and-true experience of stepping out of a countryside hamlet and establishing yourself as the region's most powerful trainer, as games marked finished and released to the public, they had a lot of shortcomings and jagged … Continue reading What’s Right and Wrong With Pokémon Legends: Arceus?